Right This Second:

$Caiman has been unleashed into the crypto jungle. Fasten your seatbelts, and please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

Any Minute Now:

$Caiman Pre-Sale goes live. It’s like pressing the big red button without the risk of blowing up your house. Metaphorically exciting, literally safe.

In a Hot SOL Minute:

Listing $Caiman on Raydium because we like to mix a little bit of DEX appeal with our humor. Or should we just ghost 'em and create suspense? Nah, we're too excited.

The Not-So-Far-Away Future:

We're sending $Caiman straight to the moon, not because it's easy, but because low Earth orbit is too mainstream. Plus, the moon could use some laughs.